Tuesday, 28 January 2014

Smart Contractor

Smart Contractor Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from Nigeria, another from Germany, and the third from France. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, "Hey we need one of the rear fences redone. Why don't you guys take a look at it & give me a bid?" So, to the back fence they all went to check it out. First to step up was the German contractor. He took out his tape measure and pencil, did some measuring and said, "Well I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." Next was the French contractor. He also took out his tape measure and pencil, did some quick figuring and said, "Looks like I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." Without so much as moving, the Nigerian contractor said, "$2,700." The guard, incredulous, looked at him and said, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" "Easy," he said. "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from France."
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  1. Unknown29 January 2014 at 06:56


    Did KCee Pay Nicki Minaj N68M?Both Stars To Do A Collabo

    According to the agent in KCee’s camp who divulged the story, getting Minaj and the surprise artiste will cost the pricey sum of N68 Million.

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    Nigerian singer KCee, is set to feature American rap star, Nicki Minaj, and a surprise Young Money Cash Money Baby (YMCMB) artiste on a new track.

    According to the agent in KCee’s camp who divulged the story, getting Minaj and the surprise artiste will cost the pricey sum of N68 Million.

    Soso Sobrekon, Kcee’s manager confirmed the story to TheNETNG, but refused to confirm the cost of the collaboration.
    “We are in the USA trying to get some collaboration done. It is true we are in the process of doing a song with Nicki Minaj, and that news was leaked by an agent to the media.

    We actually wanted it to be a surprise for the fans, but since it’s out there now; we plan on taking it bigger. We want to seal another artist from YMCMB that is bigger than Nicki Minaj.

    She’s already sealed to be on the track, but now that everyone knows, we’re still going to surprise the fans by getting another person from YMCMB” he revealed.

    Soso also states that Kcee will finish recording the track before returning to Nigeria. If you recall, Kcee and Harrysong were are the 2014 Grammy Awards.

    What do you think? Does this make sense?

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